Sorry about my extended absence but I've been a little distracted recently, which I'll fill you in on soon.

And now for something completely different

Murphy's Laws
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
- Two wrongs are only the beginning.
-If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Every solution breeds new problems..
- If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then..
- If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
- Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
- Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Everything takes longer than you think..
- Two wrongs are only the beginning.